Saltsphere's Sayings

Saltsphere is a wise guy who makes up all these sayings. He is trying to prove that a historical Shakesphere can be out-done by a modern Saltsphere. Here are some of his famouse little-known sayings (We love a good contradiction in terms). Don't take him seriously all the time, though.
December 2025

Having a website is worthless unless it is known about by someone such as I!
September 2025

Education doth strengthen the student and fill his head which was before time mostly empty. Wise is the student who loves learning, and foolish is he that doth punify and uglify my sayings.

May 2024

Money from money plants is counterfeit, but money from money mints is not.

April 2025

“Cones are just one-third the volume of a cylinder.”

March 2025

“Ingenuity doesn’t always produce good soft drinks!”

February 2025

“Romance gums up the works of a finely tuned story!”