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| Some people just get all the perks! |
Thankful
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| Can we afford to be less thankful? |
Ship
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| Thank you to all of our veterans! |
Company
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| Familiarity with a person is often inversely proportional to the amount of clean-up required before their visit. |
Umbrella
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| The size of a person’s umbrella may have a lot to do with the size of their brain. |
How Many
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| Hypothetical questions are not always helpful. |
Zero
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| Math may not be much fun, but it comes in handy sometimes. |
Open Up
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| I am sure God has a special place in his heart for the simple faith of the young. |
Glass
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| Optimism and pessimism will ultimately give way to thirst. |
Message
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| I hope he knows the number. Some play phones don’t have caller id you know. |